Wednesday, April 8, 2015

So You Want to Write a Book....


I applaud you. 

Sit down and write five pages each day for two months.  You’ll have a book that is 300 pages long.  

As it happens, my new memoir is about 300 pages long, too.  However—different from you—writing my book took ten years!

When you are done with your two-month book—if that is the time it takes you to write it—then I am happy about you as a person.  I am happy because evidently you are a person who has a very strong sense of three things.  The first thing is where your book came from inside you.  The second thing is where your book was each day, while you pushed it along.  And, third and most important, is where your book was going to end up.

Impressive.

                                                         

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However long it takes, one day, your book will be done.   

Or anyway you’ll think that it is done. 

Because it had better be done. 

Because you really, seriously need it to be done. 

You really, seriously need it to be done because—if you are me and have taken ten years to finish your book—your brain will hurt as my brain hurt when I was done.  My brain hurt with a hurt that couldn’t be smoothed over by two fingers of bourbon and a night’s hard sleep.  My brain hurt because, having re-read my book five times since it was done, I could not tell whether it is any good or not. 

 

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So what did I do when my book was done and my brain hurt me?  I got out of Dodge. 

My wife Channa, my son Sam, and I got out of Dodge by going to Orlando, where it was cold during February, and then by going to Roanoke, where it was cold during the rest of February and most of March. 

Cold as it was, in Roanoke we had two grandchildren—we had Sam’s niece and nephew.  Cold as it was, we had a modest condo for a month, where, as we thought it, we would have nothing to do.

 

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In reality, though—not really nothing to do. 

As for Channa, she had two commercial real estate rent study reports about which to sign off—after all, we needed to make money in order to get out of Dodge. 

As for Sam, he had movies to watch again and again, and then, when we all went out to restaurants, he had shrimp and pasta dishes to find on each menu. 

As for me, my job was to adventure in social media, in order to make myself cyber visible and cyber friendly.    

                                                         

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While we were still in Maine, back before we got out of Dodge, I dreamed of the sunny south. 

In the sunny south—as I dreamed it—I should sit under a palm tree and delight in pure study.  I would not create anything.  Even the smallest act of creating made my brain hurt.  Instead of creating—as I dreamed it—I would absorb that which had already been created. 

I would make a holy study of God and of His intentionality.  I would take up a study of the evangelical doctrine of sola scriptura—the assertion that in Scripture alone, and not in ecclesiastical tradition, papal or otherwise, is the truth of God revealed. 

I would neither argue anything nor create anything.  I would absorb, is all.  I would gaze upon that which is pure and upon that which, being pure, is sufficient. 

Perhaps I would gaze with the same intensity as that beachcombing, rusticating, French painter, Paul Gauguin, when he gazed, in the 1890s, on the maidens of the far South Sea.  Those same maidens were the ones he used as icons while he wondered on his canvas Where Do We Come From?  What Are We?  Where Are We Going?  

 

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It has been more than thirty years since I finished writing a book.  That last one was my second novel, Paradise.  One third of the subsequent thirty years I spent writing draft, after draft, after draft, of this new book, my memoir.  I wrote hard enough finally to figure out what the book is about.  The Time Mom Met Hitler, Frost Came to Dinner, and I Heard the Greatest Story Ever Told is about the same three questions which Gauguin painted. 

I knew where I came from—where I came from is described in the book, funny stories and all.  I knew where I had been during those thirty years since Paradise was published—figuring out how to make a living and raising a family, fully described, funny stories and all. 

As for the third question—where are we going?—that question is the crux of memoir.    

 

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Regarding your book—indeed you may finish your book in two months.  I hope you do, proving you know the answer to these three vital theological questions. 

Write it down, my friend. 

Write it down and tell us about it.  We need to know. 
 
 
Copyright - Dikkon Eberhart - 2015

 

 

 

2 comments:

  1. This is good Dikkon - and I totally relate. I do feel its important for posterity's sake to put these things down. My memoir only goes as far as High School - wish I had started sooner on the rest! I have kept journals throughout, but only I, and sometimes not even I, could read my scribbling :)

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    1. Thanks for your reply, Flora. Yes, I think we memoirists do it for posterity's sake. After Dad's 100th birthday, I began writing funny stories of our family, for his grandchildren. That centenary was in April 2004. About 1/3 of the stories are still in the book. -- But I love your last sentence, which is a literary and a life metaphor. Once, when your scribble captured the life you were living, it was intelligible and what it said was graspable. Now--years later--your ability to re-grasp that formerly intelligible story has faded. You can't understand the words of the story now as you could understand them before. So--you are a memoirist--urgently you fly to your keyboard. Now you are re-telling the story, as accurately as you can, but you are doing so through a gauze of the fading years. How true--I should say this is--of life itself!

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